Lady Rover

A man who drives a Range Rover Evoque, generally a hairdresser or middle aged man unable to afford a proper Range Rover.

That smug Lady Rover drove down the road thinking ‘Look at me, look at me!!’ until he pulled up at the lights next to a proper Range Rover.

Gobby-Juice

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.

We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.