Camel Tow

The female version of cock block

I was so hooking up with Mary until Jennifer was able to camel tow her home

Texit

Kind of like “Brexit” for Texans. When you need to leave Texas before it becomes fully controlled by neo-fascists.

When I realized that Greg Abbott was a fascist, I knew it was time for a Texit.”

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Pregret

The feeling of knowing you are going to have remorse for...but know you’re going to do it anyway.

I pregretted it, but I hooked up with my girlfriend’s BFF anyway...