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Expensive laptop that can't even run games
I bought a MacBook to play games, but I'm stuck with candy crush
An egg that a parakeet lays duh
That parakeet egg tasted like shit
When you vomit over a mysterious candy.
I have been bean boozled
How repulsive
A super heros playground, just about every hour another major crime happens in this city.
There's a TV show that's supposed to follow cops all around the country with live cameras and most of the time it's paterson
Oh you live in Paterson, how many times have you been arrested?
A mass of land where people get shot and killed on a daily basis and the murders are praised
America is a joke
When you want to say the word dick but don't want to actually say it
One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)
I have crohns and I'm literally on the toilet writing this definition as we speak