Shazer

Half shirt/half blazer this unique article of clothing for both men and woman can be worn unbuttoned or buttoned up. Typically worn in casual settings with just a hint of class.

Arie was super jealous of Dave’s shazer that clearly attracted the attention of more eyeballs at the bar than the regular t-shirt he was wearing.

mall cheese

Mall Cheese is any cheese cut up into small cubes and served with toothpicks. Typically handed out for free at a Mall for shoppers to sample as they walk by. Mall Cheese can be any type of non-soft cheese that can be easily cubed.

Can you believe Ian brought Mall Cheese to our NYE party?

caterpillar rail

The fattest, widest, roundest line of cocaine you could possibly do in one swift motion.

Arie couldn’t see straight after completing that fat white caterpillar rail off the porcelain sink in the men’s bathroom at that shitty dive bar in Jamaica.