norwegian ski lift

The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.

Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!