Kentucky Triangle

A region of Kentucky and adjacent areas of Indiana and Ohio loosely defined as the area between Lexington, Louisville and Cincinnati. A magnetic anomaly in the region ensures that many people become disoriented and have no idea where they are at or where they are going.

I got lost when I pulled off I-71 for gas and it took me three hours before I found my way out of the Kentucky Triangle and back to the highway.

faggot

Someone who, despite having lived in the USA their entire lives, follows European soccer and may go so far as to call it football.

Bill: Wow, Hamburg really dominated the football match against Berlin last night.
Dave: Only a faggot would watch European soccer and refer to it as football.