breach

an extreme shart that penetrates through your underwear, pants and beyond to the surface beneath you.

The morning after drinking draught beer and pounding wings I trusted a fart at my desk that ended in a full breach.

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barber

a man who likes to shave his women's pubic hair prior to sex.

Tony is such a barber that he takes a travel bag with foam and razor to the nightclubs trolling for pussy.

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zamboni

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

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