Have some shit

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.

I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.

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Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.

What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.

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Strutters

The legend of Strutters has been uttered on the lips of men as Gods would, the reverential awe afforded to this mystery has never before, or will ever again, be repeated. Little is known of Strutters, other than you are chosen, selected to attend. It is as much an attitude, a state of mind as it is physical.

It has been said that once entered, a change, an evolution, is set in motion which cannot be reversed. The cries of torment can be heard from within, rumoured to be the purging of weakness, the instillation of strength, a possession.

The weak leave as men.

What the fuck happened to Hugo?

The word on the street is he found Strutters and is not the same man, he is now The Monster.

I don't know what the fuck happened in there, no one does.

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Dug shit

The shit of the dog.

Man, watch out for that fucking dug shit!

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Aff the face

The act of jabbing your own face with the end of a dart during the backswing of a throw.

Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.

Bad yin.

"Aff the face" tutted the Doctor as he scored a measly 7.

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Stinkbum

He whose bum, or ass, is stinky.

Poor anal hygiene.

Fucking hell, Stinkbum, wash that pungent shit off your asshole you dirty cunt.

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Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.

Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.

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