Glorimlain

A defining word for a collection of all online fails.

If in use, the word can describe a certain person as a 'noob', 'nub', 'failure' or/ including all of the following:

also-ran, beat, bum, castaway, deadbeat, derelict, disappointment, dud, flop, good-for-nothing, incompetent, insolvent, loafer, loser, lumpy, nobody, prodigal, washout, born loser, defaulter, has-been, might-have-been, moocher, no-good, nonperformer, turkey, underachiever

Those are which are not used in Online slang, but can be ported to online slang with the use of Glorimlain

(When Speaking to Someone)
1. What a Glorimlain!

2. There seems to be a bunch of Glorimlains here.

(Other Examples)
1. I hope this doesn't Glorimlain...
2. By all the Glorimlains in the world, why... don't we have a dry tray?!
3. This PC is a damn Glorimlain...

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helmfast

A term used in which to describe confusion/ lost-ness

Someone who will find themselves in a 'helmfast' situation will most commonly seem to be lost or confused.

Misunderstanding terms/ words as a portrait for another meaning/ word can also be classed as a 'helmfast'

A: Grab us some nibbles

B: Nipples??

A: lol, what a helmfast!

or

A: I swear I was at 21st

B: No you are at the shire

A: But... wait, I turned left?

B: ..sigh... helmfast