Connecticut

the gayest state in the union, i can say this because i live there, filled with rich fucks and preppy bastards.... fuck Connecticut

Connecticut can suck my dick...

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Asshole Deep

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard

Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."

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Dinked up

Being impaired and unable to function.

Very High and/or Drunk

Joey got all dinked up at the pub last night and couldn't say his own name.