Clorox Bleach

An extremely potent beverage that has seen a drastic rise in fame over the last year or two, previously used to whiten white clothes in the laundry and now used virtually to commit suicide.

It's backwards usage is comparable to that of kys in which death loses relevance and becomes desirable for the user, the target, or both. Bleach is most commonly applied to oneself upon witnessing something that induces cringe.

The brand of laundry enhancers have also been known to own numerous YouTube accounts.

The song Sweatshirt by Jacob (hashtag) Saggytits is a known substance whose only cure appears to be bleach.

Viewer101: cringe
Viewer 202: I need bleach
Clorox Bleach: hello

parting shot

To give a parting shot is to say something that may offend or upset whoever is receiving that shot (which is why it's called a shot), and abruptly leaving and / or cutting that person off (which is why it's called a parting shot). It's often used when someone wishes to be the winner of an argument and not receive any hurting comeback, so it is usually viewed as a cowardly act.

Billy: You are such a dick to everyone, man!
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
John is typing something...
Bill has logged out.
John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.

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