Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.

John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨

probaetion

Pro-bae-tion is when your significant other prevents you from getting too fucked up.

Jaime: You tryna kilo this bottle with me, vro??

Alan: Nah, my girl’s had me on probaetion ever since I threw up in my car the other week.

Jaime: oof

nma

"Not My Art". Mostly used in the tags section on Tumblr to appreciate someone else's artwork without having other bloggers think you stole it. It's mostly a precaution.

*Drawing of a cat*
#AWW LOOK AT THIS #cats #kittens #nma

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rtfof

ROCK THE FUCK ON FOREVER

XXX: have you listened to Angel Du$t’s 2016 Album ‘Rock the Fuck On Forever’?

XVX: hell yeah!! it makes me wanna do a spin kick in my living room. RTFOF

run the fade

A phrase that is used when you are challenging somebody to fight you. Can be used as an alternative for “square up.”

“I heard you were talking mad shit. Run the fade, homie!”

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