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Jerry is the guy who is either really quiet or kinda loud. He is either an introvert or an extrovert. He will usually be intelligent, just not in school. He is either your best friend, or the one guy you have never heard of. Regardless of how he presents himself, he is never a mean guy, just chooses who he wants to be nice to. There is always something about Jerry that makes him different than everyone else, good or bad. He might have a cool birthmark that makes him look tough, or have five extra teeth. Next time you encounter a Jerry, strike up a convo with him. You may not be disappointed
Billy: Dude, Jerry has got to be the coolest guy I know
Bobby: Jerry? who the fuck is Jerry?
A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.
Stop by, well love you or hate you!
Pete: I live in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
John: I live in Brromall, Pennsylvania
Pete: Fuck off
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