Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

Napkin

The best object ever created by man! It’s white, flat, square, easy to use, great at cleaning up the messes you make, and can be found at your local Walmart all day every day!

Alex: hey dude, do you have a napkin I can use? My drink spilled .
Damien: Yeah they’re right next to you.
Alex: Thanks!

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