Astro Turf

The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.

"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."

"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."

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