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Table

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 1, 2021

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Ceiling fan

A fan but with a twist. ItҀ™s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dad

404 error

Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021