Bisexual

When you like two different genders each the same

Me: "Hey guys I'm bisexual"
Friends: "Pick a fucking side and settle down! You're only doing it for attention!"

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Sweating

When your body gets too hot to a certain temperature endo or exothermically, your skin begins to cry until it's chill again. You can also start sweating when you are stressed. This is another reason for your skin to cry. Your skin is a pussy.

He got first in the marathon and is sweating all over the place.

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Neckbeard

A noun not referring to a beard that grows down to one's neck, but to a self secluded troglodyte, often represented as a weeb or a person who isolates themselves to the indoors and typically is obsessed with pop culture. Many neckbeards lack hygiene and social cues as well as being typically a self proclaimed "gentleman" or, to the rest of society's terms of phrase, a simp.

Phil is such a neckbeard. I haven't seen him come out of his cave for days.

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