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Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.
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A Disney World attraction with all the Presidentsâ assholes on display.
Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.
Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didnât have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldnât go on living.
The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.
On a job interviewâ
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
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A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.
Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.
Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.
Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.
Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.