Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

CCE

Abbrev., Continuing Criminal Enterprise.

Traditionally used to describe a group that engages in an illegal activity for an extended amount of time. Can be used as post-nominal designatory letters for a person or company that is always working an illegal hustle.

John isn't just a little sketchy. He steals, sells drugs and counterfeit tickets. He's a one-man CCE.

John Smith, CCE.

Whitaker Eye

An involuntary facial expression of stress, anger, exhaustion or frustration that is being suppressed which causes one eyelid to spasm or blink. Reminiscent of actor Forest Whitaker.

When my boss gave me an added assignment on top of my exhausting workload and wound't take 'no' for an answer, it gave me Whitaker Eye.

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