PEZ Clank

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.

“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”

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Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

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Alabama Gun Hole

The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.

“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”

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NAFO

An acronym for Numbing Another Fa***ts Orifices (NAFO). This acronym is used in users handles and online profiles to showcase that they are rampant Grindr users looking for hot man sausage.

“Hey guys, I put NAFO in my username and now I look like a Krispy Kreme doughnut straight off the conveyer belt. Im doused in man glaze, yum!”

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NAFO

A group of pro-Ukrainian pedophiles that use their showcase their for beastiality by having the Doge dog as their mascot. These basement dwellers are liberals in nature and ultra gay.

“Man I wanna fuck that turtle and the kid. Wow, I’m super NAFO!”

NAFO

A group of online virgin pedophiles who are pro-terrorist and ultra gay. These pedo virgins feed on Hot Pockets, Tide Pods, and photos of men in banana hammocks.

"I'm a member of NAFO, so I like kiddie stuff, gay butt sex, and stroking my micro noodle to things I hate, like the Conservative media."

MAGAt

A term used by liberals to highlight their mental deficiencies and profound love for pedophilia. Liberals who use the word “MAGAt” also have a secret, undying sexual obsession over Donald Trump and often rub a poster of Trump on their private areas while dying their hair either green or blue.

“I told a guy that he was a MAGAt and he called me a sir. I transitioned two weeks ago and my feelings were so fractured that I had to sit on my dads dildo to make me feel better.”

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