Mushed

‘Mushed’ is a word to describe someone who is very unsober and is clearly not in the right state of mind.

‘Look at Flix, he’s absolutely mushed’
‘I’m gonna get mushed tonight’

‘Leather bumborinos tree’

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guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

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double bubble

A characteristic of obese people, especially women, where their excess fat creates a protrusion in the front as large as (or larger than) their posterior, hence the "double bubble".

"Whoa, check out the double bubble on that hot mama with the cat sweater! She must eat a lot of KFC!"

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tukta

To talk to; also, potentially, to have sex with.

(Shouted at window)

"Flareese! Lemme come up and tukta you!"

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Bumborino

Leather bumborino tree toilet

‘Horny bumborino’
‘Horny arse flake’

‘Yuh’

butt suck

someone that sucks butt

butt sucker

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exit music

A radiohead song. Useful for killing a party or comically depressing everyone in the bar when it goes on the jukebox.

"Before all hell breaks loo-oose..."

"Goddammit! Is this Exit Music???"

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