the flix syndrome

A rare instance in which a person lacks enough intellect as to make it so others perceive these individuals as being almost chimp-like in behaviour and intelligence.

Some word enough go as far as to say such a comparison is insulting to ape kind everywhere. A flix syndrome sufferer truly has no hope of surving alone and they are typically seen together in groups playing 'catch the shit' and 'where is my penis, it's too small to see'

Hot goth 1 "Do you see this man trying to have sexual relations with a cardboard cutout of famed paedophile Umar Patel?"

Hot goth 2 "he is surely suffering with the flix syndrome"

Fuck you, flix

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Flix syndrome

An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate

Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?

Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"

Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass