Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.

Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"

GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.

"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"