Noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.

Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place

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Blasian

An Asian person who has dyed their hair blonde to deviate from the typical black hair that is attributed to their culture. On the other hand, the blasian doesn't necessarily have to have blonde hair; they could be a blonde on the inside in terms of their dumb comments, girly characteristics, or general slowness.

An Asian girl with fake blonde hair walks past at a party; blonde haired Caucasian turned on by their mating compatibility yells: "Yeahhhh Blasian, that's what I'm talkin' bout!!"

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