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A very obese fan at a Star Wars convention wearing a Darth Vader helmet with voice changer.
Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'
The act of birth or being born.
Wow, it was all dark and snuggly inside my Mom but now it's way too bright, too cold, and some asshole is slapping me on the ass. What the Deuce? I'm 'outside the box'!
One of many Australian guys screaming at you on the 1 minute TV infomercial asking you to buy their product. 'ONLY NOINTEEN-NOINTY-NOINE!! AN' THAS NAHT AHLL!!! IF YA' BWIE EET NOW WE'LL EVEN THRO' IN... My Question: Why in the fuck are they all from Australia?
AYE MATE!!! IT'S THE AUSSIE ASSHOLE 'ERE AGANE. IT'S THE FOOKING JUPITAH JACK!!! IT ALLAWS YA TO TALK ON YO FOOKING FONE IN YO FOOKING CAH!!
The act of a woman hiding (taping down) her breasts to make people think she's a boy or man.
Hey Bob, Did you see Hilary Swank on the Oscar's Show last night in that low-cut see-through dress?? Man, she's got huge beautiful Mogambos!!! I can't believe that she had that 'closet rack' in the movie 'Boys Don't Cry'! I'm so happy to see that 'they' finally came out! Those titties are truly 'Million Dollar Babies'!!
The vagina of any hot good looking red-headed Irish woman.
Roy, did you see that beautiful reporter Kelly O-Donnel on MSNBC yesterday? My god, I bet she's got a 'fresh red snapper'! Probably shaves it too!
A twisted gay black clown that hosts a show for little childrens. The clown tries to get the little childrens to let him put his black penis in their mouths and right when they open wide, he hits them with a flour filled sock several times and scolds them for being so gullible and stupid.
C'mon little childrens, Let Homo d. Clown put his black cack in your mowves. Here we go, here we go... say ahhhhhh??? *whack whack* What da hell you thinking you faggot kid!? HOMO DON'T PLAY DAT!!!
These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.