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A parlligan is when you record a par on a golf hole when using a mulligan. It is a combination of par and mulligan.
After I shanked my tee shot, I got a parlligan and saved my good round.
A person who always seems to be farting.
I believe I am a descendant of of fallation group of people since I seem to fart all the time.
An immigrant that hates Christmas.
The first Christmas spent with my nieceâs husband confirmed he was an immigrinch who hated every tradition we hold dear.
A homemade Chianti wine served in a martini glass with ice - stirred not shaken.
My sister in laws favorite drink for family dinners is a Chiantini.
A person who rsvp's to attend a party but never shows up.
Mimmo and Debbie were invited to a join us on our Florida vacation. They promised the would be there. In true misscavite fashion they did not come and stuck us with an extra room charge.
When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.
My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.