tina

A street name for crystal methamphetamine. Term is used primarily within the homosexual community and derives its name from "Christina," an alliterative nickname for crystal meth.

Hey girl, I've been up all night cleaning my house and having anonymous sex with men after snorting some tina earlier.

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troll patrol

\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.

The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.

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flossy

A state of severe inebriation for methamphetamine users. Characterized by aural and visual hallucinations, psychosis, and temporary impairment of one's cognitive and motor functions. Usually follows an extended period of drug induced fasting and sleep deprivation.

I'm so flossy that I can't even drive, let alone fly that plane, and that fucking statue keeps singing Carly Simon songs to me, must get some sleep!

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Scumset

\ˈskəm•set\ n. Also known as Sunset Boulevard; a world-famous thoroughfare that traverses the city of Los Angeles from the Pacific Coast Highway, through Hollywood, and east to downtown.

From where you are, hang a right on Scumset, turn left at the second light, and my apartment will be the third building on your right.

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Lankerslime

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.

Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.

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to completion

To the point of climax or ejaculation.

I gave him a blowjob to completion, then gobbled his load.

My date sucked me to completion, then gobbled my load.

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