Homestucks

Extremely irritating people who are fans of the popular webcomic "Homestuck", created by Andrew Hussie. While not all of them are whiney, rude, vocal and annoying, most of them are.

Often you can find them cosplaying in large herds at conventions. They run around covered in grey body paint and sporting candy cane colored horns and a zodiac symbol tee shirt.

They leave smudges of body paint all over hotel doors and bathrooms, public areas, your $2000 fursuit or $300 cosplay, and also love to harass people into reading all 6000+ pages of the comic.

A-Whats that grey smudge on your fursuit/cosplay/shirt?

B-I was attacked by a hoard of homestucks. They thought it was funny to smear paint on my clothes/cosplay

A-They're just a bunch of immature horned assholes

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