Samaras

1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.

"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.

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