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A "sesh" (which is a party involving alcoholic beverages and perhaps naughty drugs) involving the amazing, the one and only Sam. Sam is a fit, funky, fellow who loves geography and also accidentally whacks his leg on a huge slab of slate and ends up going to hospital for it! So sad. "Sam Sesh" is something to be extremely excited for, and can only occur on a Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday night at 8pm.
"Sam Sesh! Sam Sesh! Sam Sesh!" (this is typically what you would chant whilst walking down the stairs at 7:59pm)
"I can't wait for Sam Sesh".
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Froose is an extreme geographer. Whilst spending time with his best pal "Fran" he loves to exhibit his explicit language on twitter when raging about his crappy dishwasher and his interesting piling... This Christian man despises of alcohol consumption when on school trips, and is obsessed with his ever growing allotment and increasing population of 2 tadpoles. When he's not engrossed in a geography article, this hunk loves to cycle (and express his hatred for people trying to knock him down when he's cycling) to his vegan restaurant, which specialises in Beetroot Pudding with pumpkin seeds and coconut and orange infused organic custard, with mango chutney. In conclusion, "Froose" is a friend for life.
Person 1: "Do you have a Froose?"
Froose: "WHAT?! YOU KNOW MY INSTAGRAM?!"
Person 1: "No, the yogurt dumb bitch" (for context, "frubes" are a type of yogurt which sound very similar to "Froose").
"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...