Flutey Tooti

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

Pygmy

A mishearing of the phrase “pick me”

Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”

IHOP

International House of 🅱️urger

Ey, you want to go to IHOP? Ima get 🅱️urger.

Daddy Helms

The choicest type of person you’ll meet; the most perfect kind of person. They usually use saxophones to woo the people around them.

I was at the club last night when Daddy Helms started playing, I almost fainted!

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Hangle

To hold something at attention; the opposite of dangle.

Mr. Butler was holding his baton at a hangle, he was ready to conduct the band

Dangle

To loosely hold something so as it is drooping; the opposite of Hangle

Mr. Butler was holding his baton at a dangle, he wasn’t ready to conduct the band.

Corona

Noun. A teacher that tries WAY too hard to be cool.

Verb. When a teacher tries way too hard to be cool.

“Ugh, I was trying to finish my study guide when Mrs. Avery started playing some rap music, why does she have to be sick a Corona‽ “

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