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The shithole governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.
"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
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Magikoopa (June 20, 1941-May 5, 2017) is a corrupt Super Mario World politician. Magikoopa used "magic" to interfere with the Super Mario World elections so Bowser would defeat Mario. Magikoopa was caught by an investigative team led by Yoshi, and was indicted in 2009. Magikoopa's interference was successful, and Bowser won the election in 2010. However, due to large distrust of Bowser's administration, including the kidnapping of Princess Peach, Mario defeated Bowser in 2016. Magikoopa challenged Mario to a duel, which was held on May 5, 2017, and Mario defeated Magikoopa in his tower, in World 8.
Magikoopa endorsed Donald Trump for the presidency in 2016.
1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus
2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
Newton may have thrown Hookeâs picture into the fire.
What the Republican Party has become under the presidency of Donald Trump. A corrupt party that cheats to win elections.
âThereâs no longer a Republican Party. Thereâs the Trump party.â
A fake scheme made up by Republicans to hide that Trump is really the one being helped by Russia.
Basically, the idea of Obamagate is that Obama and Michael Flynn discussed a counterintelligence prom in 2016, and that Obama knew that there were attacks on the election and did nothing about it.
"This whole Obamagate thing... To be clear- and this is using the words of President Trump and his lawyers for the last three yearsâany sitting president can get any classified information they want. According to Donald Trump, they can launch any investigation they want. They can tell the FBI to pursue only particular individuals. This is not me saying it. This is what Donald Trump's been saying for three years."
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1. A funny way of spelling Fluffy
2. A fat stuffed chinstrap penguin that likes the hot.
Fluthy's fur is falling off! He better be sewed again!
When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."
Unless it does happen.
When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.
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