aerial

A Britishism used in place of the word antenna.

People on the other side of the big drink need to quit fussing around with aerials. What they needed were antennae. Transmitted radio and TV are so last millennium any way.

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This is Bob.

A real loser, a laugh and a half, someone pretending to be a man.

Based upon a Spike TV advertisement for some stuff that no real man would want in his body.

This is Bob. Bob needs help. He isn't a real man, so he takes some medicine that will be a man for him.

This is Bob's wife. She just fell in love with the medicine and left Bob. See how happy she is.

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bum

Really sad British slang that the British use every time they try to define arse.

What's really sad about bum is that if only the British would say ass when they mean ass, instead of mispronouncing arse, they wouldn't need to define arse, and wouldn't feel compelled to say bum.

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fraidy cat

1. A person who is too scared to take a dare.

2. A person who objects to participating in an activity because it's wrong.

3. A person who is phobic.

I don't want to put a live fish in my vagina!

Fraidy cat!

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big house

The state or federal slammer, as opposed to the local clink, or minimum-security house.

You run away from in da house, and yo goin to da big house, wen day catches you!

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