crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

kont

"kont"

A Dutch word that translates into "ass" in the english language

Al moet zijn kont afvegen na elk badkamer bezoek

Al moet(should) zijn(his) ass(kont) afvegen(wipe) na(after) elk(every) badkamer(bathroom) bezoek(visit)

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fish bowl flight

when your on a long flight and someone clogs the toilet and it overflows sending feces down the aisle.

man i was on the flight to New York and someone made a fish bowl flight and it touched my foot.

Chihuahua Scratcher

A person that scratches chihuahuas.

Did you see Irina last night? She's a real chihuahua scratcher.