To spadge - verb of the word spadge.
The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".
"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
When you do on an adventure to gander at extravagant things
My trip to Tasmanian was quite the extravagander