long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.

‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.

fat cats

A fat or obese cat that needs to be generally chonked and squished to keep healthy and fat. Feed sashimi every three hours to keep extra fat. Too fat? That is not a thing. Go away.

My fatty catty!
Definition of fat cats: A incredibly fattos cattos

rat in the oven

A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.

‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’

Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.