Jumps the OTHER way

Polite way for a broadcaster to say both:

1. US figure skater Johnny Weir takes off for his jumps in the opposite direction as the other figure skaters

2. US figure skater Johnny Weir is the gayest thing on ice.

The second may now be used to describe things outside of figure skating.

"Watch how Johnny Weir goes into his jumps, he jumps the other way"

"Dude, why are you still watching men's figure skating? Are you starting to jump the other way?

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Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.

Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."

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prejected

Being rejected by someone whom you've yet to meet. Especially when a friend tries to to set you up with someone, but they don't want to meet you.

Boy: "So have you met up with Jason yet?"

Girl: "No, he turned me down"

Boy: "But he's never even met you."

Girl: "I know, I got prejected!"

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Stips

comes from "stealing" and "sips". STIPS are the extra sips taken from a soda fountain, followed by refilling, before paying for the drink.

"I watched some guy take a whole cupful of stips before paying for his drink"

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Stewardiss

When someone, whose job is in hospitality, has had enough of being nice and tells the customer what they really think.

Usually followed by grabbing a beer and exiting in dramatic fashion.

The crew member let a stewardiss rip over the cabin speaker system before grabbing a beer and exiting the plane.

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Sharpie

An adjective or verb showing how serious you are about something. If you are willing to "Sharpie" something, you are making it permanent.

James: "Are we gonna be able to get together this week?"
Seth: "Yep."
James: "Are you sure?"
Seth: "Dude, I Sharpied you in!"

1: "I am so in love with that girl!"
2: "You always say that"
1. "This time...I am Sharpie serious!!"

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In the nuts

Phrase that denotes an extreme, whether good or bad. Used to describe the best or the worst, or simply used as an expletive.

1. Touchdown!! That catch was in the nuts!

2. We lost our indoor soccer game so bad. We took it in the nuts.

3. I'm trying to find Tara a Christmas present that's in the nuts unforgettable.

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