coca-cola

A nasty soda that taste like chalk. A highy crosive soda that can disintegrate a nail, and even a t-bone steak. in a matter of days. Also causes Osteoporose. Also refured to as croke-a-cola, joke-a-cola, and corsive cola.

Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!

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