An aborted Carona fetus. Complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary cocks. Flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of vagina's in abundance lately
"Hey, Ted has some Bud Light Lime!"
"Hey, Ted is a fag!"
(meanwhile Ted is running to the bathroom to remove his tampon and listen to Hinder)
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