N.A.R.P.

Acronym. Stands for:

Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person

just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.

Jon: yo Matt, look at Chung Choi, he runs a ten minute mile.

Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.

Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude

Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!

Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.

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Fashion Fuzz

Annoying people who constantly criticize you because you are not wearing something they like.

Fashion Police.

These people are as annoying as buzz-kills, as they aren't content until they entirely ruin your night.

person 1: Dude , Abercrombie and Fitch? thats soooooo last week man.

person 2: piss off dick head, what are you, the fuckin Fashion Fuzz?

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