To deficate on your partners chest while wearing fishnet stockings then flattening the feces with the stockings. The key is to leave a grid pattern like a waffle.
"Dude, that chick just gave me a sweet fargo waffle!"
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The sporadic growth of pubic hair found on the shaft of a penis.
"My girlfriend complains that my jungle fleece gets stuck in her teeth when she gives me a blow job."
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To fart into a cupped hand and then shove that hand directly under another person's nose.
"Man! Don't ever scoop and feed me like that again. It stunk of some serious shit!"