Roblox

ROBLOX is best defined as a massive scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R BC SO I PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky face every five seconds.

If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.

ROBLOXian 1: omglol i luv roblux itz so fun lol rofl

ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG

ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD

ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT

ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!

ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!

ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R

ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK

ROBLOXian 1: BLAK

ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST

ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST

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