Jesus Only

The secret ESRB rating for a game that has been critically acclaimed to be so violent that it's been rated JO, for Jesus Only.

"Hey did you hear that Manhunt 2 got an AO rating?" "Actually, it's been rated JO for Jesus Only, because if you are someone other then Jesus and you play it, then you are most likely to swallow your own head."

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iPhone

God is still waiting for his special "B.C." Edition when Apple finds a way to deliver it to him.

God: Still waitin' for that iPhone, Apple. . .

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Steam Rich

Term used to describe someone that has immense wealth on the gaming platform, "Steam," more so than their actual real world wealth, and fails to realize that it has no actual monetary value.

Gaben was late on his rent for the third month in a row, but he did not care, because he is Steam Rich, and could give his landlord as many $400 Karambit Fades as he wants, assuming his landlord plays Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, and would accept them as payment.