coof

COVID-19, the coronavirus

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."

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go me

Said as self-congratulation, either to oneself or to draw others' attention to an accomplishment. Is usually harmless or joking, but can be obnoxious if done too much.

"I answered every question right. Go me!"
"I knew this would be the quickest way to get there -- go me!"

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Brown don't frown

This refers to the fact that dark-skinned people generally look younger than their age. Similar to the phrase "Black don't crack."

"You're 50! I thought you were 35!"
"Brown don't frown, baby!"

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