Money Ball

In a game of foosball, Money Ball occurs when both teams are on game point. At this time, it is customary to cheers, drink, and insult the opposing team and/or teammate.

Team 1: 9pts Team 2: 9pts
Fooser #1 "Money Ball!"
Fooser #2 "Cheers to you losing Boy-O"
Fooser #1 "Cheers to your Mom blowin' me later"

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80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

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Brewham

Your bro that you drink coffee with.

Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?

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Foos Booze

Cheap booze bought for foosball games

Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again

Foos Booze

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Wedgie Prone

Take one squat and the back of those underwear all but disappear!

These Fundies are great, but they are so wedgie prone.

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