Peymar

Peymar - A player who was created in santos, and played for Germazil, Brokelona, and PSG (Pee Sh*t Gay).

The term is a reference of the way that he dives, as if in a swimming pool. He will trip on air itself, dive into the ground and then cry.

Notable moments in his career include:

Brazil 1-7 Germany

“ACL injury” against Uruguay (Brazil 0-2 Uruguay)

Moving to saudi and not playing, instead eating kebab watching al hilal win without him.

“Hey dad how did neymar do in 2014?”

“Oh you mean peymar? He created a strategy of diving for penalties over and over.”