Jambo

A crap football from Edinburgh that cant pay their players on time. They are that crap that they are now in administration and have 15 points deducted from their forthcoming season. They also have a love affair with paedophiles playing for them, or managing them. They call themselves "the big team" cause they are fuds. They actually reek of shitness.

Hey, I see the Jambos got beat by St Mirren
Aye, that's cause they are crap mate

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Carlo

Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.

‘Such a Carlo move that’

‘She’s obviously been Carlo’d ‘

‘Carlo would love those feet ‘