LBS

LBS, or otherwise known as Little Bitch Syndrome, is a common disease that affects mainly self entitled people who can’t or choose not to provide for themselves and expect others to cater to them. It can also affect individuals who have problems performing normal duties and/or exaggerate small illnesses or try to make others feel sorry for them. In rare cases it can lead to complete meltdowns or temper tantrums, more commonly found in adults. There is no known cure but can sometimes be made less significant by a hard slap or wake up call.

Mark is suffering from LBS, he claims to have multiple crippling diseases but is actually just too lazy to get off his ass, and chooses to mooch off his cancer ridden mother.