Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

Clit Shit

When a woman rubs their clit while taking a shit so that they can feel both sensations at the same time.

"Hey, have you ever had a clit shit? It's amazing"

"What's that?"

"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"