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When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.
So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!
When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.
She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.
To bring not giving a shit to a whole new level, to completely stop caring about what is expected of oneself and let yourself go with abandon while flipping the bird to the world, much like the actor Marlon Brando did in his later years.
To be considered the greatest at something that you don't even take seriously while laughing at people who take you seriously and not give a fuck.
I love that scene in "Sid and Nancy" where Sid Viscous actually dances to disco music, he's THAT punk! He totally decided to Brando Off.
That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.
Someone who changes information on Wikipedia, most likely false information, solely for the purpose of winning an argument.
I was arguing with Mikey about James Bond being on the Sargent Pepper's album cover. So I excused myself to use the bathroom and just changed the wikipedia article on my iPhone, thus proving that I was right. I'm such a Wikipedia Bitch.
When a large breasted woman lies above you, puts her chest in your face, parts her breasts then yells "Boobily Boobily" as she lets go of her breasts and they slap against both sides of your face.
First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"
And then after she finished me off, she surprised me with a Boobily Boobily.
A female who has control of the lactating capability of both of her breasts for non-synchronous functions.
Ellie can use her lactating tits to simultaneously write her first AND last name in the snow, she's ambititstrous!